This will be an easy game.
I told you not to choose this map!
Awww crap I got the worst start location.
Hmm... I wonder where you started :)
One Can-O-Whoopass coming up.
I hope you didn't put me on easy this time!
You can run, but you can't hide
I think I know where [PlayerColor] started
One loss coming up! Check please!
I hope you play better then last time. Remember? :)
{!RaceChoiceRandom,Race=Orc} Orcs, why did it have to be orcs?
What's my name? [Name] What's my name? [Name] WHAT'S MY NAME!
Supposedly [RandomRace] really suck these days... guess we'll find out.
{Race!=Undead} Why don't I ever get Undead?
{Race!=Human} Thank god I'm not humans again.
{!RaceChoiceRandom,Race=Orc,1on1} Orcs rule 1 on 1.  My [Color] [Race] army is gonna own you.
