Unofficial Rant Contest

Noob Resources
Noobs, as we know, are a species of great triumph towards themselves. In my last guide which can be found here: http://www.wc3sear.ch/viewtopic.php?t=10728
I talked about the 'Noobs' stages of life, and how they feed on the essence of forums and/or threads.
Today, I will teach you about noob resources, how they are constructed, and how noobs find great pleasure in both posting, and creating them. Welcome to my guide to a noobs resources.

Skins
Noobs have long since fought the topic on how to skin, they continuously ask 'H0w d0 *I* skIN D00d?'
After weeks of continuous help from moderators and helpful members, noobs develop a tactic all on their own. Noobs download a paint program, a very basic one mind you. Which brings us to...

The Resources
Noobs pick out a very basic (or complex) skin, depending on the noobs sence of 'humour'. The noobs open the skin in their newly downloaded free version of paint. The 'noobs' set the pixels of the paint brush to around 20% and they cover the whole skin. The noobs then submit the skin here at www.wc3sear.ch, were us members try our best to help them, not knowing that they are 'noobs' for the moment, which brings us to...

The Resources (Cont.)
The noobs do not accept the helpfull feedback that they receive from members, instead, the noobs open up their paint program, and create more skins, sometimes 10, maybe even 20, before they are dealt with.

The Moderators (Wardens)
The Wardens that protect www.wc3sear.ch are known as 'Moderators' or 'Super Moderators', their job is to enforce justice on reigning noobs. Moderators will enforce their power against the noobs if the noobs fail to obey the moderators rules. Some noobs have reincarnation, which you will find about in later guides.

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Please, if you can get your ass of your chair, CnP YOUR work, and paste it onto a PM. It's not my problem you can't read the guidelines

ElfWarfare

Teppana...I still can't believe elfie actually did it...*sigh*

oh no? and what you think? that i have a heart? nope... or at least its corrupted

Noways, i bet my moderator postition on VG nah, only that i will remove Tappana's warning if he looses

that's deal!
and yes I think you have a heart, now I just somehow get flamethrower to melt it down.

and Eusira your saying that I may join? I'm going to win
cause I have funny feeling that I could somehow sabotage VG's work

Only 2 more days left. Surely there's more then this...

Once again. It's okay to be on the warn list, as long as you didn't facilitate "flaming, spammg, or idiocy (requesting models)"

actually you can have a bad repustation for breaking the rules without being on the ban/warn list just ask o...

anyways not a bad rant Veggie, i'd give it around a 7.5/10 since you really played around on the topic rather than really hitting it on the spot. but nonetheless, i enjoyed it. is it okay if i do a rant about people who post page long essays in the offtopic section?

VGsatomiOnly 2 more days left. Surely there's more then this...

EusiraYou have until May 5th to complete.

what you mean 2 more days? today's 5th
do you mean more rants than this? yes there is
there is my rant!


btw. I'm not in the warning list anymore