this has to be one of the funniest thing ive seen on the internet. i may hate goths, but these biblehugging extremists piss me off even more. but the funniest ones from the list are
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
yeah sports are so wholesome, especially when steroids and violence is involved,
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
yeah im sure eating frankenberry and boo berry cereal means youre a goth also.
Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
fine then, ill get digital cable, maybe satellite
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
then i guess everyone on this site is a goth!!!
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
again, were all goths!!!
-Expresses an interest in sex.
seriously, is it possible to go up to anyone and say they dont like sex?
-Masturbates.
that means im a....nvm.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
massachusetts must be the goth state. and how can you be homosexual AND bisexual?
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism
. yeah and im sure catholicism isnt dangerous for the children being molested either. oh and philosophy ISNT a religion!
-Claims to be a goth.
no shit! i thought people who claim to be gothic were punk!
~again, some people shouldnt have the internet. it just amplifies their stupidity and shows it to the world.
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man, everything in this article is fun, i couldnt stop laughing. its so ridiculous someone could believe in this sh!t
ok, i got more than 10 of these gothic-topics that makes me a Satanic Prince or something?
"If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center. "
Harharhar, seen this article a week before on DeviantArt. It's just damn funny how pure bull$*!% churches like this waste time with this. I may be a Christian, but I swear this church is a joke.
nope because i'm Pinsist and my religion doesnt avoid me to know outer world.^^
the 'drink blood' one is funny also, i didnt noticed it . St Mary's church is apparently scared of Marilyn Manson also... They dont make the difference between satanism and entertainment^^...
This site is funny, but also a bit scary when we see how they're serious...
I didn't even think it was a joke. It was stupid, whether it was a joke or was serious. If it is serious, those guys are being extremists, almost forcing people to join in with God, being his little free violators of free will. I mean, the second to about 10th ones are all criteria you should already sent your child to a clinic to get help. And they are generalizing Goths. For the most part, just taking drugs alone and not qualifying for anything else would just be dilenquential. Not to mention that just because someone is not straight and a couple other justified reasons (such as doing homework) would call you a Goth? I mean these guys, are idiots if it's real tear them to shreds, and I'm almost sure they'd fear Satan more than what they're supposed to fear God's wrath
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ill fucking jam ciggerets into anyones eyes who doesnt ike sex or enjoy the taste of franken berry. They get mad at us judging people for thier beliefs, when they judge us by what we eat for breakfast. And Manson can make some fine tunes
EusiraI didn't even think it was a joke. It was stupid, whether it was a joke or was serious. If it is serious, those guys are being extremists, almost forcing people to join in with God, being his little free violators of free will. I mean, the second to about 10th ones are all criteria you should already sent your child to a clinic to get help. And they are generalizing Goths. For the most part, just taking drugs alone and not qualifying for anything else would just be dilenquential. Not to mention that just because someone is not straight and a couple other justified reasons (such as doing homework) would call you a Goth? I mean these guys, are idiots if it's real tear them to shreds, and I'm almost sure they'd fear Satan more than what they're supposed to fear God's wrath
Of course. Today religious societies have become stupid to a point where they accept only a few (and I would think this applies a lot to the Catholic churches today.) And most religious families are quite generalizing the kids as well. Damn well happens to me.
For example, though I may hate P.E.T.A., it's not that I hate everyone who become for animal rights and become vegetarians. I just simply know it's a corrupt organization that use terrorism (and you thought bin Laden jokes were funny) against for the cause of animals. People today are stupid, especially America. If Catholics (yes I have some harsh arguments against them) where to be compared to Christian churches, then the difference is obvious.
@Afro: Put this in my "Current pure bull thread" and it would've been the biggest thread by now.
If this was Catholic, we'd have another Inquisition, except something that would drastically violate the 1st Amendment on the Bill of Rights, therefore when the government would try to put this whole thing down, they'd most likely would violate it too.
And here's another thing about American society: The "New American Dream," which is making sure fatasses who do things like sue fast food chains for making them fat eat all the veggies and soy crap they can so they don't die of a heart attack. Not to mention, there was this two-year-old kid in the news a while back, which was 90, count 'em, 90 lbs! Pretty stupid eh? Well hear this: When questioned by the health authorities (if there is one), the freaking mother REFUSED to change his diet until they brought up the concept that he might have a heart attack at age 5...
Even worse so, those dumbass dieters are following the Atkin's diet, which rips out the carbs and stuffs in protein in place, further skyrocketting the heart attack rate. And again, more chemicals are being made and secretly dumped into places, which converts into a higher number of mentally retarded kids, which in time, will make something such as a mentally competent and normally born person seem like what we have as a birth defect, because almost everyone will have ADHD at some point because of that, and the overall intelligence of humanity will plummet. Scary image, yes? Might happen sooner or later until people start paying more attention to what is important, away from all those health pills that actually make you fatter, and all those mail-ordered workout sets and videos
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Eusira Even worse so, those dumbass dieters are following the Atkin's diet, which rips out the carbs and stuffs in protein in place, further skyrocketting the heart attack rate.
actually, if people exercised while doing so, there would be no problem with that. However, since people would rather pop pills to lose weight, being so lazy and all.. I still dont understand teh point of this topic, is it to prove there are dumbasses in the world? if so, then yoru pretty dumb yourself.
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