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tuna69What do you call a fat asian?

A: Widescreen Rear-Projection.

God, that's a classic.

Lose it. Otherwise, by the one who decrees a jerk:

1. Jump in a filled bath tub holding a toaster.

2. Go to your room and do not eat dinner.

3. Stop touching yourself every single night.

4. Hit the keyboard with your head and hands till they bleed.

5. Watch a "pron" movie and write a 10 page essay on the ending.

In other words, if you think Asian jokes are funny, take my advice. They don't even make sense.

MecheonLook, emo. I was implying "STFU NOW N00B"

I was also implying "YOU'RE A RACIST FECK WHO SHOULD GET SOMETHING SLAMMED INTO HIS HEAD"

However, I'll rather add a joke

An emo, a nerd and a sport player were on a plane. The plane was crashing, and they needed to throw things out of the plane. The emo threw a bunch of bad emoy songs out of the plane, saying he had plenty of them at home. The sports player threw a bunch of sporting equipment out of the plane, saying he had plenty of them at home

The nerd threw the emo out of the plane, saying "We have plenty of them on the 'Net"

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Good one, mecheon. Take that, tuna69. Hope you stop that stupid racist attitude. You'll just get warned, banned temporaly and then permanently for that.