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#1111
i dont want the wolves to die either :wink:

=heal wolf and hurt sheep=

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 13
Wolf - 8
Lion - 10
Tiger - 16
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 13
Panther - 10
Sheep - 6
#1112

War game


Because I hurt a jaguar not knowing you liked them...

i dont want the wolves to die either


...Very well then. You are declared a traitor to the sheep empire, your head shall belong to the cats, your bones to the sheep. Come, do your worst! Let it be my blow that finishes you!

*Divinity Surronds the sheep and Dan for extra protection*
*A earthquake creates a landslide, dealing 1 damage to wolves (Dam how did they get away!?)


Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 13
Wolf - 7
Lion - 10
Tiger - 16
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 13
Panther - 10
Sheep - 7
#1113
*A earthquake creates a landslide, dealing 1 damage to wolves (Dam how did they get away!?)


They used hyper space :roll:

Spit on Horses
Multiplie Gorillas

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 13
Wolf - 7
Lion - 10
Tiger - 16
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 7
#1114
They used hyper space


Hyperspace is physically impossible Ramza!

First of all, hyperspace is...in space! *DOO DOOT, DING!*

Second, with speeds hyperspace goes at, you would be traveling at the speed of light. You would race past stars before light could reflect off you. In the meantime, there are comets, planet, stars, etc to avoid.

Third, even if such speeds were manageable, you would be torn to shreds. The intence speeds would Kill you in the voyage.

Last, if you did manage to go into hyperspace z(if it was possible), how would you stop? Inertia is what make objects go and go and go in space, while gravity pulls object in orbit, twoards, etc. Thats why the earth revoles around the sun. With no gravity and unlimited inertia, you would go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

SO no one would want it. You really do live in a fantasy world. If your trying to be humorous, your greatly failing. That was pathetic...
#1115
Meteor showers on wolves
Cookie reward for the sheeps*

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 13
Wolf - 6
Lion - 10
Tiger - 16
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 5
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 8

* - But thats for the war againts the wolves. Wolves are one of those agressive hounds that killed innocent babies, lambs and cats. In the name of the cats!!!!
Oh, and don't forget Lambert, the sheepish lion and hero of the sheep tribe.

And bah! There are no cats in the list, so pumas will do (they look like giant cats).

I'll stay neutral when the sheeps are selecting new targets (if they don't choose the Pumas though).
#1116
I let lose my pack of tigers to hunt down and feast apon those funny looking ships of the desert.

Hurt Camel
Heal Tiger

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 13
Wolf - 6
Lion - 10
Tiger - 17
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 4
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 8
#1117
Finally the camels are back to die

=heal jaguar hurt camel=

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 14
Puma - 13
Wolf - 6
Lion - 10
Tiger - 17
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 3
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 8
#1118
Oh, and don't forget Lambert, the sheepish lion and hero of the sheep tribe.


Thx for the cookie! We sheeps greatly enjoyued it. As for the quote:

There was a Lambert, who founded a bond that formed a somewhat long peace (before these wars) between cats and sheep. However, you didnt study enough in history, or the writer of that book flunked or is racist twoard the sheep. We are no where near a sheep tribe...We are the glorious sheep empire!

Heres a book on the life of the founder of our Glorious empire:

http://www.wc3sear.ch/index.php?p=Maps&ID=209&sid=

Our peace broke for the longest after the war between cats and sheep started by your general darkninja23. Do you know how long it took to establish our country? This is the reason we sheep havent desecrated every race on the first turn! Dont forget the treaty you signed! It said around the center you would remove darkninja23 of his commanding position for wiping out 5/8 of our country! It was more of a slaughter than a war, we are still recovering...And the capital is in ruins. Need proof? Here is a map showing every bit of detail put into the raid:

http://www.wc3sear.ch/index.php?p=Maps&ID=7272&sid=

I'll stay neutral when the sheeps are selecting new targets (if they don't choose the Pumas though).


I mean no harm to the pumas at all for thier aid. I wish top repair peace between our nations. If i must...I will surenndur to keep our nations at peace.

As for the war:

*omega ray heals sheep by 1 hp*
*Summons a army of divine warriors to slice down 1/6th of all wolves.

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 14
Puma - 13
Wolf - 5
Lion - 10
Tiger - 17
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 3
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 9
#1119
I cheat, everyone loses one.
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Crocodile - 9
Snake - 9
Lizard - 6
Jaguar - 13
Puma - 12
Wolf - 4
Lion - 9
Tiger - 16
Elephant - 9
Rhino - 9
Llama - 9
Camel - 2
Horse - 8
Monkey - 9
Gorilla - 13
Panther - 9
Sheep - 8

HOWEVER, if you really think its -wrong- then you can just ignore the post... jeez
#1120
Heal tiger
Hurt camel

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 14
Puma - 13
Wolf - 5
Lion - 10
Tiger - 18
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 2
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 9
#1121
EDIT:CHANGED TO CAMEL, INSTEAD OF LLAMA
In all seirousness (this time) Krusha the Crocodile (My WoW pet, when i played) bites a Camel

Crocs+1 Camel-1

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 14
Puma - 13
Wolf - 5
Lion - 10
Tiger - 18
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 1
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 9
#1122
All hail the wolves!
Heal Wolf
Hurt Camel (FINISHING BLOW)

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 7
Jaguar - 14
Puma - 13
Wolf - 6
Lion - 10
Tiger - 18
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Camel - 0, ELIMINATED
Horse - 9
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 14
Panther - 10
Sheep - 9

THE WOLF ARMY SHALL NOT BE DESTROYED!!!
#1123
It should be

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 10
Puma - 10
Wolf - 11
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 10
Panther - 10
Sheep - 10

Since we reset the scores after the death of a race.
#1124
SO no one would want it. You really do live in a fantasy world. If your trying to be humorous, your greatly failing. That was pathetic...


lol? then what do u call this?

Thx for the cookie! We sheeps greatly enjoyued it



anywo... u called my humor pathetic, u'll pay for that :evil:

Hurt Sheep
Heal Gorillas

Crocodile - 10
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 10
Puma - 10
Wolf - 11
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 11
Panther - 10
Sheep - 9
#1125
Heal Crocs, hurt Panthers

Crocodile - 11
Snake - 10
Lizard - 10
Jaguar - 10
Puma - 10
Wolf - 11
Lion - 10
Tiger - 10
Elephant - 10
Rhino - 10
Llama - 10
Horse - 10
Monkey - 10
Gorilla - 11
Panther - 9
Sheep - 9