The Person Underneath

olofmolemanNext person: is an alien disguised as a human nerd

Answer: No! I'm a powerful godly demon with a purple warlock suite (but I wear red in Christmas) who will one day take over the whole world..Mwahahaha! The only problem is that there is only one person that can oppose me.

Next:
The person underneath trembles before me.

Answer: I am afraid of nothing

Next person: eats live snails

Answer: No, but one of my friends did once

Next Person: Is a human nerd disguised as an alien

Answer: damn, how did you know?

Next person: eats teacups first then drinks the tea.

Answer: if only I could...

The person underneath has excesive body hair and howls at the moon.

Or

Becomes a fat bald guy with a stamp collection on every third wednesday of the lunar month, except on leap years.

Just try and deny it!

Answer: Nope sorry, neither of those two...

Next person: is Darky

Answer: well i can start callin myself darky which may soon lead to me being him...well namewise i mean..
(it would take ages if i didnt think of this)
Next:Has Eatin Paper! ^^ And enjoys it

Answer: Yes I have, but I didn't like it

and I wouldn't recomend eating paper to anyone
if you know what is put in standard white paper, you'll probably never eat it again
thise is includded in standard white paper
Wood, glue, bleach, and lots more gross stuff

Next person: is allergic to oxigen

Answer: I've got a problem if I am.

Next person: Have got more than one papercut in his life...

Answer: Damn straight! just last week this one rrrrreeaaally hot blonde chick.. stabbed me with kitchen knife, and I barely survived! which is nice..

Next person: thinks I'm gay (I wonder why )

Answer: you already know why mate...

Next: likes to eat granny's cake

Answer: Dont have grannys

Next Person: Agrees that the leadsinger of the pussycat dolls is a chica

geez, back to music again. Well, I'll agree for lack of knowledge on that band.

The person underneath can see through their eyelids and has a horrible time trying sleep.

Answer: i cant see through eyelids, but iam really tough to sleep

Next: likes gobbos (goblins)

Answer: Not particularly, but on occasion they've been cool

Next Person: Argues with plants, taunts animals, shares secrets with bananas, extorts natural inanimate objects and fights with furniture.