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1. if a teammate gets your team that you want, obliderate him, only you can have that team
2. if a teammate gets a strong unit and gets more kills than you, wreck all their units, you have to be the best
3. make a wall so the enemy units cannot get through, don't listen to the slanderous lies of server crashes, even though there is witnesses and proof of server crashes
4. be sure to rig the map as to give you ultra powerful units, screw your teammates, let them suffer
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6. whenever you end up having more gold than someone always say: h4 h4 1 p00n j00
7. and last but not least, if something doesn't go your way, cuss out all the players
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Its times like these when i stick a 22 up in my face and ready to pull the trigger for not being a moderator...
No, I do not find your guide humorous, I find it stupid and, again, spam!
if a teammate gets your team that you want, obliderate him, only you can have that team
How? What if your not host? WHat if towers cant hurt other towers? What if there is no ban system?
if a teammate gets a strong unit and gets more kills than you, wreck all their units, you have to be the best
If he has a strong unit, he can own you, hands down. Its called "power of money"
make a wall so the enemy units cannot get through, don't listen to the slanderous lies of server crashes, even though there is witnesses and proof of server crashes
Autumn crossing TD is the only game I know of that doesnt have units that will attack and oblinerate your maze if you make a wall
be sure to rig the map as to give you ultra powerful units, screw your teammates, let them suffer
Thats why people portect maps. So n00bs cant steal it and beat it that easily.
4lw4y5 74lk l1k3 7h15
wtf? Always talk like this? I had to look at that for 8 minutes before i could figure it out.
whenever you end up having more gold than someone always say: h4 h4 1 p00n j00
In mauls, tds with ban systems, etc., that will lead to the boot. And its annoying.
and last but not least, if something doesn't go your way, cuss out all the players
Over-swear, and people will think your a 10 year old immature brat.
Noob's Guide to being a Noob
.....your joking right? Once again you fail
If i were a moderator, I would lock all pointless forums like this. As i said at the start, Its times like these when i stick a 22 up in my face and ready to pull the trigger for not being a moderator how pointless and dull these topics can be.
Matt540, sheep god!Its times like these when i stick a 22 up in my face and ready to pull the trigger for not being a moderator...
No, I do not find your guide humorous, I find it stupid and, again, spam!
if a teammate gets your team that you want, obliderate him, only you can have that team
How? What if your not host? WHat if towers cant hurt other towers? What if there is no ban system?
if a teammate gets a strong unit and gets more kills than you, wreck all their units, you have to be the best
If he has a strong unit, he can own you, hands down. Its called "power of money"
make a wall so the enemy units cannot get through, don't listen to the slanderous lies of server crashes, even though there is witnesses and proof of server crashes
Autumn crossing TD is the only game I know of that doesnt have units that will attack and oblinerate your maze if you make a wall
be sure to rig the map as to give you ultra powerful units, screw your teammates, let them suffer
Thats why people portect maps. So n00bs cant steal it and beat it that easily.
4lw4y5 74lk l1k3 7h15
wtf? Always talk like this? I had to look at that for 8 minutes before i could figure it out.
whenever you end up having more gold than someone always say: h4 h4 1 p00n j00
In mauls, tds with ban systems, etc., that will lead to the boot. And its annoying.
and last but not least, if something doesn't go your way, cuss out all the players
Over-swear, and people will think your a 10 year old immature brat.
Noob's Guide to being a Noob
.....your joking right? Once again you fail
If i were a moderator, I would lock all pointless forums like this. As i said at the start, Its times like these when i stick a 22 up in my face and ready to pull the trigger for not being a moderator how pointless and dull these topics can be.
you know, about 75% of wc3sear.ch would just LOVE to have you put a bullet through your brain, and I'm not being sarcastic, so stop being such a funspoiler.
you know, about 75% of wc3sear.ch would just LOVE to have you put a bullet through your brain, and I'm not being sarcastic, so stop being such a funspoiler.
Not even 75% of the site knows me! I only about probibly 30% of people on the site have seen any of my posts i bet. This may have several guests each day, but registered memebers, there are about 16300 or something like that. If you look at your other topics (other than the signature/avatar games) people will say how much they hate it and how unessessary it is. Heck, one of your topics was locked! Just because a few forums are a sucsess, doesnt mean all of them are. I may have little sense of humor, but I doubt the moderators (who really count) will find this one bit interesting! Im suprized that your name isnt on the warning list...
you know, about 75% of wc3sear.ch would just LOVE to have you put a bullet through your brain, and I'm not being sarcastic, so stop being such a funspoiler.
Not even 75% of the site knows me! I only about probibly 30% of people on the site have seen any of my posts i bet. This may have several guests each day, but registered memebers, there are about 16300 or something like that. If you look at your other topics (other than the signature/avatar games) people will say how much they hate it and how unessessary it is. Heck, one of your topics was locked! Just because a few forums are a sucsess, doesnt mean all of them are. I may have no sense of humor, but I doubt the moderators (who really count) will find this one bit interesting! Im suprized that your name isnt on the warning list...
Therefore if you have no sense of humor, your life must be very dull and boring, you should really try watching a show like Family Guy, your life will be sad, lonely, and miserable if you don't get a sense of humor.
Therefore if you have know sense of humor, your life must be very dull and boring, you should really try watching a show like Family Guy, your life will be sad, lonely, and miserable if you don't get a sense of humor.
I do watch family guy, sometimes it is funny. I also enjoy online cartoons (expecially the knox clay cartoons). Perhaps I should edit my post to say "I have little sense of humor." No other changes will be nessessary. Your humor doesnt make any sense and dont have any fun to it i guess
Therefore if you have know sense of humor, your life must be very dull and boring, you should really try watching a show like Family Guy, your life will be sad, lonely, and miserable if you don't get a sense of humor.
I do watch family guy, sometimes it is funny. I also enjoy online cartoons (expecially the knox clay cartoons). Perhaps I should edit my post to say "I have little sense of humor." No other changes will be nessessary. Your humor doesnt make any sense and dont have any fun to it i guess
My humor is hard to understand because I am unique, not perfect, unique. But seeing as you most likely have an uneventful life, I can in a way understand your little sense of humor.
