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WoW Terms of Agreement
Gaming experience may change online, do not play if you have epilepsy, blah blah blah, since you aren't reading this,
You surrender your soul to us.
More blah blah blah, hey this looks professional, right?
Do reproduce this game, blah blah blah,
I don't even know what's in a terms of agreement or w/e...
blah blah blah
There done.
Nowhit accept and welcome to WoW my new slav-er, level 1 orc mage!
SeaGull1723We should be blaming Canadians for everything like those angry parents in South Park would do.
WoW Terms of Agreement
Do not seek to maintain a life after playing World of Warcraft. By agreeing to these terms, you agree to let go of your life and become a scum with no social life. Do not reproduce this game, because we are greedy sons of bitches. Furthermore, anyone seeking to pull people away from World of Warcraft are subject to private persecution and brainwashing. Now accept already, you douchebag, for of COURSE you aren't reading this! Say goodbye to your social life, you stupid nerd! *Cough*... ... ... ... No illegal distribution, etc.
Werewulf
stfu and talk about something more important, like the war and not some petty game some people got "addicted" too cuz they suck at social skills. (omg dont eat me omg i didnt mean to insult you but eat that!)
Apocrypha Do you realize that many people drop out of school, college, jobs, just to play WoW? How is that not evil?
ApocryphaDepends on your own definition of evil. Let's see here, Nuclear Bombs are inanimate objects, however, they cause wars just from existing. In my books, that's evil. Many non-sentient objects can be "evil". Rethink your answer.