There's a guy on a nudist beach and he's got his dick on the sand and its hurting him so he puts some newspaper under himself then a little girl comes and asks whats under the newspaper and he says its a dead bird. Later he falls asleep, when he wakes up he finds himself in a hospital, then he goes to court and the judge asks him who did this to your dick and the guy goes I dont know ask the little girl. Then the judge asks the little girl and she says I was playing with the dead bird when it suddenly squirted water in my face so I broke its neck, stomped on its eggs and set its nest alight.
GW. Bush: "Let me put it this way, I am not a revengeful person." "I want to thank you all for taking time to come and witness my hanging." "I'm sure you can imagine it's an unimaginable honor to live here." "Our nation must come together to unite." "I understand how tender the free enterprise system can be." "The reason I believe in a large tax cut because it's what I believe." And remember: "The thing that's important for me is to remember what's the most important thing."
yeah bush always messes up old sayings like "a penny saved.....well thats one cent...and..one cent in spanish is called a centavo..and...umm..the penny is something you keep in you pocket....the end." ^got that joke from frank caliendo^
your joke fucking made no sense, its impossible you stay asleep if you get masterbated, ejaculate then if your cavernous corspe breaks, your testicles stomped, and your pubic hair burned. that's a joke of bad taste..
