The RPG Thread

The RPG Thread

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ONCE THERE WAS THIS RLLY COOL KNIGHT WHO KNEW THIS RLLY KOOL KNIGHT WHO KNEW THIS RLLY COOL MAGE WHO KNEW THIS RLLY COOL ARCHER WHO KNEW THIS RELLY COOL KNIGHT WHO KILLED THIS OLD MAN

then he met an afronight, who showed him that the way to eternal peace was to grow an afro. but suddenly..

he couldnt find is hair gel

Suddently, Wormskull the wise summoner of macabre ectoplasmic specters, heard a sinister crackle behind his stature. With a swift movement, Wormskull grabbed his old wand and threw it at the figure behind him. The monster received Wormskull's wand in his nose, causing him to snort incontrolably, making his brain melt. Later, Wormskull examinated the black monster covered in toxic scales and realisated he was carrying a dagger.

(laterz guyz, im gunna go watch tv then go 2 bed)

the afronight sensei told him it was too late, the dark forces were after him and he had no hair gel to get eternal power. the afronight sensei told him to obtain the rest of this power, he had to..

Wormskull, in a macabre flash of his previous memories rematerialazed seven gorgeous succubus with no clothes.
<What be our master's bidding?> said six of the enthusiasm succubuses.
<You know it> i said with my usual ghoulish voice that seemt to be like a growl from a far cavern inhabited by demonic entities.
A succubus was left from the others, scared to see The Summoner and his wand of mythical energies, she was crippled in fear. I quickly noticed this, i made a step towards her, and asked her to go a bit further in the forest while the six other succubuses would stay here. She acknowledged, and we both walked on the dead grass. After sixty footsteps, we stopped betwen two trees, we were cloaked by the horde of tall trees. I slip my hand on..

..her ass, but then she slapped the hell out of me, taking me out of my flashback. meanwhile the sensei told me that this eternal power wwould be found in that very same cave with the succucuses, but i couldnt remember where it was since..

Half Humans-Half Wolves ripped out my brain using their razorblade claws against my fragile crane. I only remember, in a vague feeling, that i woke up after my inconscienceness, in a small proportionned dark rooms, and i had a extremly large brain ache, ive covered my forehead with a quick reaction with my two hands, and i realisated i got surged, during my coma, a restored brain and a new crane shell, with a enhanced protective afro. After this vague remembering, the sensei was naked and told me to find the power.

Meanwhile, the succubus, outside the imaginary dream, was focused on my body, as i was going to lay my hand on her tights. Me and Brenda ( the succubus ) have been friends since we first learned to read a spell book. as i lay my hand on her tight, a violent shock engulfs my brain, i felt like my brain collapsed, at the same moment, my sense of vision got distorted, and an horrible pain numbed me. The succubus lays her legs on my torso, resting her ass on my stomach, and stare at my eyes...

which were fading sight. later i woke up with the terrible headache and...
"shut up i already heard that you got your brains ripped out!" said the sensei.
i was wondering how he saw into my flashback, mabey it was because....

he had a legendary strap-on belovently attached to his ankles, that he connected to your mouth to releash cosmic energies in order to catch your mind to be able to read them. Meanwhile, the succubus realizes i closed my eyes beceause of the warm feeling Wormskull feels. Wormskull wraps his hands around Brenda's tights.

umm i think the flashback should end, the storys not going anywhere here.

i dezip your pants, and see a big afro.

but suddenly a dragon came and ate em... w00t