What happened to you? (NO WORMSKULL)

omg ive never been hurt, is it bcuz god loves me...Hey, is that a thunderbo...were am i? oh hello...who are you...lol

? pain? what is pain?

I don't know why this is, but I blame my extraordinary strong bones. I've never had any serious injury, but have been in plenty of situations were I oughtta have broken something. An example: 2 weeks ago, I was at a "pre"party and had been drinking plenty so like, when we moved to the actual party, we had to cross a bus centralstation, which was being rebuild, and I kindda climbed a pile of iron ledges. The ledges were neatly placed, so the end of the pile reached out from a steep slope. Ofcourse, I feel down, and skipped hitting the slope, but just landed on the concrete beneath - only, I didn't land on my right foot, just the left. Instead, I clashed down on my angle, so the foot was twisted an exact 90 degrees inward, from the leg. The slope was 2 meters. I was dozed by alcohol, so I was able to not take any further notice of any pain, so I just danced the night away Only, when I woke up the next day, I was driven to the hospital, where they told me I wouldn't be able to stand up or walk, without support kritches, for 2 weeks. I was playing football the next day

you know, you all have so many examples, so I decided one wasn't enough

as in: I've been bitten by a horse, in the chest (yes.. he bit me! He didn't run me down, but he took a nice little chunk of my chest) I have a scar, but its further down then what you can see on my avatar
as in: I fell 3.25 meters from a playground tower, when I was 8, but still no damage
as in: I box and play basket, and I've been struck on the nose with both a Euro-glove and a basketball many many times, bit the nose-bone is still intact, and I never even start to bleed
as in: once when I was 9, and I had to go get wood to heat the house (we gathered our wood in an old barn back then) the woodstable fell down on me, 3x6x1 meters, and lemme tell you, that is a heavy amount of wood for an 9 year old, yet, no injury to speak of
as in: Once I was saying goodbye to a friend, and was shaking his hand while he was in the car, his mother accidently slammed the door when I pulled my arm back. She caught my hand in the door, yet no injury (though the pain was immense, probably the worst I've tried :S )

I guess I'm just favoured by God, whos name I take in vain... so that pays

I can't really decide if you're all haunted by bad luck or just clumsy.

some more incidents:
played bandy once with my classmates, as usual I'm the one running all over the field... until one decides to shoot at the goal.. and gets the stick in my eye.. after that, I stopped wearing glasses while playing sports, since the impact of both the hit and my glasses, just made the eye bleed even more.

last year, I got bit by a horse. I turned around, away from the horse, looking on her hoofs.. and there, she bites me in my behind. Then I bit her back... needless to say, she never did that again.

in my other horse-incidents, we can count
* the horse I'm sitting on, gets afraid, throws me off so I hit a wall
* another horse hates me, so he decides to hit me in the head with his own head.
* and about ten more falling off, get kicked, and other horsey things. >_<

that's why I started with kickboxing. I never get hurt there

wauw! I've only had 2 incidents with a horse, the biting in the chest, and one time I got thrown off, and landed in a pile of... well, ya go figure..... But, but.... U bit a horse in the rear???

no, the horse bit me in the rear, I bit her in the ear.
as I said, she didn't bite me again.

Kerrigan, be greatful that was all that happened to you. At my school just two days ago we nearly lost a Freashman. I guess the "scum of high school" (potheads, gangsters, etc.) thought that one of their best friends was an undercover cop. Uh-oh. They took him to a remote location and nearly killed him (In fact he'd of been better off dead). He had to walk to the nearest hospital with 1. His skull broken in two 2. Broken wrist 3. Broken arm 4. Chest cut wide open 5. and a tooth petrubing into his head. Yesterday the talk at school was he had a 15% chance of living (coming from someone that was with him at his stay) but now he's at home and nearly made it. These kind of things I guess just open your eyes though and make you appreciate what you have. DragonElement out.

Having a hard time breathing here, hnngh.

@Metabee: Not to be rude (really), but are you being funny or what? The dude was more than half dead when they found him!

a bunch of seniors threw this really annoying freshman that pissed EVERYone off into a dumpster and closed the lid. the next day the kid had this massive cut down his face that was all stitched up.

but he deserved it

@Tari - you bit the horse? thats a little... odd... lol

tari, a horse have a very big face, and its very long, i doubt it could bite your back without eating your spine too. my most severe injure is when i was riding with my g mad gangsta bike behind a school bus. suddently, for a gay reason, it stopped rolled, and i brutally hitted myself on the bottom right corner of the bus, thanks god, i only felt on the ground with my bike, scratching 3/4 of my forearm on the sand-paper black ground. later that night, there wasnt school, but it was the last day of school before i graduate to grade 7. i didnt danced with anyone, beceause i can't dane, and some people said "woah what happened to your arm" " oh i just hit myself on the rear of a bus where i was riding behind it, four hours ago.

is this all you do wormskull? go around and try to prove peoples stories wrong in every way possible?

thats pathetic.

and i thought you were getting better

wormskull, you mean that it didn't really bite me in my behind? then I wonder why i lost a chunk of meat there just suddenly while I was checking her legs. oh, i see, i must have imagined it, it must have been aliens that bit me! or we can just be realistic.. ^^
and no, horses don't really have that long faces.. it depends on what kind of horse it is, of course, but they usually don't have faces that long.

kerrigan, yes, I bit the horse. I prefer to correct animals with their own ways of punishment. it was the second time I bit a horse. but i doubt i will do it again. too much hair. =/

thats plesant to hear, "Too much hair."
my gecko bit me today. i have a nice bite mark on my hand now. stupid Tokay geckos!!

God Wormskull, you having some personal issues? You've been just HORRIBLE lately. Maybe take a break from wc3search, I doubt anyone's enjoying your company much. Or stay and end up getting flamed to hell if you continue being an a**h*le.