Battle Thread

NARF NARF

i crawl up a pillar and bide my time

I ram the pillar with my gigantic tusks, pushing hard with all four legs, attempting to topple the pillar...

It nudges slightly, I push harder

i leap to the other side of the arena, and stick my inner mouth out at psychomagnataur

I roll to the side, avoiding the attack, and hurl a handful of sand at the alien's face. Not extremely agile, I land hard in the sand, creating a rising pillar of dust, shielding me from view.

well, that doesnt really do anything considering i have no eyes and see with extra sensory organs inside my head...

i climb to the top of the other one and feast on metabee and sopho's flesh that i saved up.

mm-mm good

I get up, dust off and look around.
Upon spotting your feast, I fire a few Frost Bolts, covering the area with a blast of icy chill
(Magnataurs got some skills )

well, if you know about the Alien, i can tolerate extreeme heat (like say... molten lead?) and extreeme cold (like say... gaseous nitrogen?). so i dont care

I don't think the cold would be the , you should be more concerned with the JAGGED ICE SHARDS
Oh well, I missed...

http://www.battle.net/war3/neutral/magnataurs.shtml#warrior

I grab kerrigan by the nack holding her in distance(you cant do sh** now) and bites her in the neck(acid blood arrgh) i release kerrigan and fall back (teethless and toungeless)

As kerrigan falls I trample her with big, wide hooves. Stomp Stomp!

"Rooooaaarrr"

yes, then i suck psychos blood, and regain my limbs, and i call DARKNESS!

AAAAA my tail fell off!!

hehe, i go into Navigation Vision so i can see in the dark

I slam the ground WARSTOMP!!
A massive ripples of forces shoots out around, knocking metabee flat (even though I can't see)

No i mean darkness, deadlords can do that, Darkness is a Darkness.

I fuse with darkness and become, Kuja Trance.(from FF IX)

ok, i think its about time that i go after metabee again

i leap at metabee, acid spraying everywhere from my tail stump