Battle Thread

lol, DnD Grey Render? Thems are tight!

Cracks of volcanic energy split open my Magnataur hide. In a flash of blazing fire and smoking flesh, the Magnataur is torn to shreds and I emerge, a Half-Dragon/Half-Demon with draconic powers or fire and darkness.

(I'm a dude with long silver hair, long elven ears, and pale flesh. I've got long, broad black draconic wings that spew cyclones of dark wind. My eyes glow red with volcanic menace, and my hair floats and waves, flowing with the pulsating energy I poses. I've got long, deadly claws infused with infernal power, which inject my foes with combustible fire that explodes within their bloodstream or slashes with dark wind blades. Two swords are strapped to my waist, each possesing magic powers.)

"volcanic menace", where do I come up with this stuff?

maybe i'll make a picture...

I pull out the legendary blade "Dragonfang," jump at all of you screaming "HOOYAH!," then rend your puny mortal spines then rip them out and stuff them up your noses. Next, I seal all of you down beneath the earth to cover up murder

i smash eusira against the wall, his sword goes flying

and this form is crappy, so we go back to my vampyre form

"HISS"

I use my Psionic powers to enslave PsychoMagnataur and force him to battle Kerrigan.

Well, i didn't read the last insane number f posts, but i assume i'm still alive.

~Dresses up like Pikachu~

I resist Konblade's psychic attack, driving his own psionic force into his mind. I turn to face Konblade and withdraw Venom Edge, the infector of souls, and point it at Konblade. My eyes glow brightly with twisted vengeance.

(I have almost no emotions, just calm and angry)

I have to make this stuff up here cuz my friends are "too cool" for DnD

ATTACK ME FFS.

~Geomerges with the pikachu suit~

I turn the blade of Venom Edge on Metabee and release a Swarm of Contagion. A vicious black wind howls towards Metabee, carrying several strains of lethal diseases that will infect the target upon contact. Shards of tearing wind slashes Metabee's flesh and injects him with disease,

~uses antidote and, all desases dissapear~

Dont 4get i'm a pokemon now.

I sheath Venom Edge and withdraw Infernal Fang, the incinerator of life. Grasping Infernal Fang with 2 hands I rush towards Metabee and swing the sword over my head. I slam the blade down at Metabee and it releases a wave of highly destructive fire.

That's 2 actions, so you only have the sword.

~I use Thunder Shock, paralyzing you~

My draconic spell resistance shrugs off the paralysis, but the jolt of electricity zaps me. I'll proceed to my second action above ^

Between demonic resistance, draconic immunities, agility, and protection spells i'm pretty tough. Not that my offense i bad either.

i stomp the ground really hard with my vampiric strength, and send a tremor and hit metabee

SUPER EFFECTIVE
lolololollololololololololol

Only ground is super effective.

~Uses THUNDER on everything~

Zap Psych
Zap Kerrigan
Zap zap zap zap zap zap zap zap.

And an xtra time on kerrigan cos she doesn't like freckles ZAAAP