Battle Thread

Wormskull, I do believe we left the area of Warcraft and entered the area of nonsense quite a while ago. Besides, you're making no sense either, that isn't even fighting, or, for that matter, roleplaying.... it's narrating. Don't tell us what to do if you're not going to do it yourself.

Rune Axe is World of WarCraft. Delivers a blow to the torso of Wormskull.

Wormskull
*after the spell "Sleep" have drove off me, i escape from my slumber and open my eyes on my bed, i watch throught the window and go to the kitchen.*

And this is where you make me breakfast, buddy.

BITCH BITCH BACON BACON BITCH BITCH BACON BACON.

I Use Holy Light (WoW version) on Kerrigan.

KonbladeRune Axe is World of WarCraft. Delivers a blow to the torso of Wormskull.

you're not on my island.

i make sense unlike you fools, im a villager, wich you find a lot, and im doing my daily peasant tasks.

*As the rain hails on my shoulders, i bend to take up a note saying " i will be taking the taxes for the king tommorow -Tax Collector ". i let aloose a sight, regreting that i have to give a part of my money to the king like everyone do every months. I go back in my house, take myself a seat and play with my children, Timmy.*

I stike again at Wornskull.

Wait, did you took a fricken boat to go to my island, no! so you missed me twice, beceause i was miles away from you.

*Timmy and me wait till the rain ceases hailing outside, then we go on the reef and make some sand castle. Timmy and i have a good afternoon under the hot sun having fun, but when it got a bit colder, we went back in the house, then his mother arrived too, and we ate some pork from the general store that hunters brought from the forest behind our little village.*

Wormskull, that doesn't matter. Besides the thread is "Battle Thread", not "Timmy and Wormskull's land of super happiness and joy." I deliver the Coup de Grace to Wormskull. Heres the health so far;

Konblade: 9/10

Kerrigan: 8/10

Wormskull: 0/10 (Needs Healing)

Night Stryke: 4/10

GreyArchon: 6/10

rasinhumide: 10/10

Lord Finarin: 7/10

Metabee: ?/10

wormy, we arnt using war3 stuff from the start. its mostly D&D and rpgs.

if you wont play nice, go away

anyway, i manifest a lvl 9 Ectoplasmic Golem and order it to attack night stryke for telling me about Myst Uru. SUFFER!!!

KonbladeWormskull, that doesn't matter. Besides the thread is "Battle Thread", not "Timmy and Wormskull's land of super happiness and joy." I deliver the Coup de Grace to Wormskull. Heres the health so far;

unless your axe is 100 miles long, you can't hit me.
so come get some, dont just say *i deliver a blow to wormskull's chest* unless im a demon 3x bigger than earth, wich is not the case.

*after another morning, i wake up and give my money to the tax collector*

I just said that doesn't matter. I strike Wormskull's corpse, causing him to be separated in two. I take half and melt it down.

hell no you can't do that, beceause i spent one action turn to go to my island, you cant just say "oh i will kill him, i dont want to travel, nor to make sense"

k wormy is dead. now its time for Dr. Demento presents Dungeons and Dragons:

Narrorator:
Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game
Your child, like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to be a cult. And a game like D&D fuels their imagination, making them feel "special", while drawing them deeper, and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo.
This afternoon, the Dead Ale Wives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable, as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum, of Dungeons and Dragons

DM: Gallstaff, you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room. The pungent stench of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls.
(Player in another room): Where are the Cheetos?
DM: They're right next to you
Gallstaff: I cast a spell
(same player): Where's the mountain dew?
DM: In the fridge DUH
Gallstaff: I wanna cast a spell!!
(player): Can i have a mountain dew?
DM: YES you can have a mountain dew! just go get it...
Gallstaff: I can cast any of these right? on, on my list?
DM: Yes, any of the first level ones.
(player): I'm gonna get a soda anyone want one? Hey Gram i'm not in the room right?
DM: What room?
Gallstaff: I wanna cast MAGIC MISSLE
(player): The room where he's casting all these spells from
DM: He hasn't cast anything yet
Gallstaff: I am though if you'd listen! I wanna cast MAGIC MISSLE!
DM: Why are you casting magic missle there's nothing to attack here
Gallstaff: I,... I'm attacking the DARKNESS!!
(lots of laughter)

theres more, but if you want it just email me and ill send it to you

good job on ripping this off somewhere.
but im not dead, you're dead for making such a poor amount of sense, i am not dead, since i havent battled yet, fools. do you think we're all in a small room without doors/windows?

this is didnt rip actually. i recoreded the sound from my SNL dvd.

and no we arnt, but its still funny.
cheer up wormy, and dont be so stoic!