Rpin' Fun

The mighty Beholder came upon some random freshly summoned demon. Being hungry, he used his mighty CAKE RAY to turn it into a cake. He then ate the cake and was happy. Then he noticed the two summoning guys, and decided to see what would happan if he floated up there, since Beholders can fly and all. NEXT'D

I'm not getting payed enough for this job. I should've become a quest NPC, just like my father. Bah.

The rock grew even more powerful! It grew into a a boulder and uttered these words...

I am Brick the allmighty

The boulder rolled around the forest, then out of nowhere a peasant jumps in front of him!
He rolls him over, and thus the terror of Brick began.

and then the brick falls into a big lake and sinks to the bottom

"hahahahahaha! fine fine, you attack the darkness. theres an elf in front of you!"

The cloaked figure stopped channeling, and then turned around, the nexus engulfing in a horde of flying monstrosities and demons came forth, attacking the second castle of the Kingdom towards the higher floors of the 40th-60 floors. He walked silently as the choas unfolded.
A soft glow of red ambiated from the Cloaked Figure as he faded away, leaving Azuira to burn.

and so it came to pass, that through Azuira's burning, the first vampire was created

wasnt it clear that i eated every souls of the living beings, and also annhilated everything on the physical plane?

Not only do you not have any sort of imagination Wormy, you can't spell either!

eated every souls of the living beings

Tee hee. Critisize others when you yourself can assure yourself that you can spell properly and have the right mind as to do so Worm. So stop posting here if you want to insult us or try to ruin the fun.

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A few months later, the Kingdom's finest and some of the weakest form in multiple camps somewhere far, far away from the ruins of old Azuira...

NEXT

*Has just set up camp and is now making a meal from gathered Tyran Herbs and Spike Mushrooms*

Kerriganand so it came to pass, that through Azuira's burning, the first vampire was created

she is refering to me undead soulless demon popstar = vampire, right?

As the poor people of Azeroth fled for Northrend and Kalimdor, guided by some mysterious old whitebearded raven, the Undead Demon Popstar (hereafter reffered to as "the First Born Vampire" or simply "the First Born") sung his demonic cries that left terror and utter destructive boredom in its wake. Eusira the Spirit Hunter, surprised by the turn of events, yet not dismissing his mission, decided to seek the counsil of the Grey Energy Archon - many times afore had the Archon advised the forces of both evil and good, and had allways played a vital role in the history of Azeroth. As he prepared his departure, he glimsed at the necklace on the far side of the former Fiery Nexus - The Wormskull Pendant. He grasped the divine artifact, and was immideatly overwhelmed by a rush of power. Then he left for the caves of oblivion, the first challenge before he would be able to see the Oracle, Grey Archon. NEXT ->

But hidden deep in a forest was a great demonic power that was about to be unleashed...Papa Smurf (thats me) he lunged forward burning all trees and life in his path with his mighty fire covered body and soon he would destroy the world with his most demonic power...A SMURF HUG! (Dramatic music)!....in the mean time Brick the allmighty sat at the bottom of the lake and plotted his most evil sceam ever...To wander around aimlessly and the beholder with cake ray ate farmer,pesent and ferret flavored cake.

im Chirs Redfield from Resident Evil

So to sum it up - a brick at the bottom of a lake is planning his vengeance, whilst Papa Smurf and an Popstar Vampire and a Giant Beholder with eyes n' sh!t, roams the burning remains of Azeroth, while the Spirit Hunter Eusira is embarking on a quest to seek the counsil of the Game Cartridge Breaker aka the Oracle GreyArchon, whilst wearing the mighty Wormskull pendant that consumes souls, and is indeed a trapped god - while a new character arise - Chris Redfield from Resident Evil, who is also set on destroying the madness at hand, I take it?

so, to continue the rp

Eusira heard the warcries of the beholder nearby. Its victims, farmers and peasants, lie in small piles of scattered flesh and bone. The dreadfull thing had allready created a lair for itself. Could he destroy it or should he turn around? Before he could come up with an answer, the Beholder had allready plunged at him. He just managed to dodge it, only to find that Papa Smurf had been following him. Eusira should've known that the two evils worked together. Eusira was now really afraid. Would he be the next victim of a cake ray-smurf hug combo? But then, out of the shadows with the elegance of a cheetah, Chris Redfield introduced himself by diving from the trees above, where he had watched the monstrotious beholder the last hour, figuring out how to aproach the beast. Now Eusira the Spirit Hunter had an ally - introduction was needless, they knew eachother from a previous adventure (don't ask), and in a flash, the tide of the battle was turned, and the beholder and Papa Smurf, got their sorry arses kicked mighty fine! NEXT ->

Before flying away, the mighty Beholder turned everyone's shoes into stone with his eyebeams (Yep, Beholders have beams that turn things into stone), thus preventing them from running! He then flew into the air before they decided to hunt him down. Being a Beholder and all, he then went off to some moutain somewhere so he could use his eyesight to watch whatever was happaning, and occaisonaly shoot beams at random targets

NEXT'D

meeh! xD Mecheon, you stubborn gagged kwazy, yooouuu!
I'm gonna kill your Beholder now

Unfortunately for the beholder, being caught up in its own awesomeness, he did not realize that the mountain he climbed, was in fact the former Fire Nexus, and as he reached the top, an oblivious dark prescence, dragged the beholder by the eyeballs, down into a pit of neverwhere

there ya go, DEAD NEXT ->