Proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity

The instruction is for shemales then? Could be possible, I think.

well - moving gentials around or turning men into women - thats a sign of boredom, thus stupidity?..

eer.. no no, nevermind

you guys, its based on having testosterone vs. estrogen not genitals...

so its impossible anyway you look at it (unless its something like the movie Junior)

I said nothing about genitals...

no I did! I feel so dirty **** ***** *** **** ***** ******* SUCK MY **** or ***** ?

btw. Junior is based on a true story, I am sure xD

On a lawn mower: "Caution! Do not attempt to clean the blades while they are turning!"

On a can of poison: "Drinking this may cause irritations!"

Directions for cleaning firearms: "Caution! Remove ammo before cleaning!"

lmaowraotf this is the funniest stuff ive ever reed. lol


once on Blue Collar thingy, there wus this guy who did these jokes about human stupidity and sarcasm. one of them goes like this (sort of):

the guy just got of from his flight aand said to a bagage lady (i think)

the guy said something to her, cant remember wut it wus.

lady: ok, did your plane land yet?

guy: oh nooo, i'm just having an out of body experiance (or something like that)



lol, it's so much funnier when you see it. there where more, but i kinda forgot em.

That's really stupid...

On some Nintendo Gamecube games after the tutorial levels it says "caution, videogames could cause seizures" (little late after we've already been playing it eh....)

AcolyteofDoom I can beat that - ever played MGS 2: Sons of Liberty? Well, at the end part, your Codec (some sort of communicative gizmo) randomly starts to beep, and when you answer, its the mission leader telling you that you have been playing for too long, and should take a break, and your eyes might begin to hurt if you dont take a breather, and all sorts of crap - suggesting that one had been playing the whole game in one straight period without break - and it is not a quick game to beat (well, not if you play for the first time anyway)

And uuhm... the DoA 2 game manual says - do not attempt any of theese moves at home.. I figure that especially the Shinobi moves would be quickly given up

no, this is the best one
on a 9mm pistol - "this end forwards" on the barrel
>_< no sh**

illadon; SHAME ON YOU BLUE COLLER COMEDY TOUR IS THE BEST

ok here it is, btw it is a true story

Guy: ok i lost my luggage so i went to the lost luggage counter were everyone is in SUCH a good mood, i mean who applies for that job, its like cleaning porto podies for a living, you just gonna get sh** slung at ya all day, so i went down to the lost luggage and said, "uhh, you lost my luggage", and the lady says, "your plane land yet?", so i said, "no princess, im havin` an outabody experience, im just checkin` on it

i know its good, but just for laughs is waayyy better.

and sorry, it's cuse i havent seen it in a long time. and its still soo funny. and ya, thats its. sry dude

A 'Windows Msg Box:

"The files (filenames) will be deleted because they don't exist."

How can something that doesn't exist become deleted? Plz tell me...

lmao