#16
i leave milk and cookies on a table next to the tree and then i go to bed at 7.30. I'll hear the words 'Ho, ho, ho!' l8r that night and then i'll go to sleep. I'll wake up next morning go downstairs to find the milk and cookies gone and dad under the tree smelling of booze and with a slap mark on his face... yep, would be January 1st without it...