Garithos: Alright, Forget the towers, just destroy the portal! Use these explosives to destory it! Captain: Alright sir! Garithos: ALRIGHT!! LETS DO THIS!!! LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Captain: Oh god I think garithos Just went in! Garithos: *gets sniped by death towers* X_X
*At the black citadel* Kil'jaden: *Rises, and hits head against a celing* *Collapses* Illadan: What the!? I didnt know there was a celing here!
Lich king: lets us form into one! Arthas: *Jabs frostemourne into ice, Frostsmourne breaks* Oh...crap. Illidan: *Butchers arthas for revenge* Maleiv: *Kills illidan for vengence* Furion: *Kills maleiv for saying tyrande was dead* Kael: *Kills furion for stealing his revenge* Garithos: *Kills kael for betrayal* Vashj: *Kills garithos for killing Kael* Kiljaden: *Kills vashj for not aiding illidan in killing arthas* Arthas: *Kills kiljaden for trying to kill him* Ok..lets try this again. *cycle repeats endlessly*
Vashj: We will aid you in crossing these waters. Kael: Thank you Vashj! *hops on, 1 second later* Vashj G*D D*MN*T KAEL!! HOW MUCH DO Y- *Both sink to the bottom of the water*
Sylvanas: *singing in a little girl voice to Arthas* You're my honeybunch, superplum, shnooky-wooky lumpkins, you're my sweetiepie, your my cupycakes, gumdrop, shnookims-wookims, you're.....the apple of my eye
Arthas: ...........f**k
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Lord Garithos: The only non-good human is a dead non-human. Kael: Whatever, you fat f*gg*t! Lord Garithos: What did you say, prince Kael? Kael: I said I've squished a bad maggot. Lord Garithos: Oh!
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Arthas: *sniff* Did someone just farted? Sylvanas: It's me, Arthas. Arthas: How could you! Sylvanas: I'm dead. I always smell like that. Arthas: *speechless quote*......Go and take a shower, woman. Your stinch is worse than a chicken crap.
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