Things Warcraft 3 Characters would never say

Dracula

Nightmare*Malfurion and Tyrande are at a museum*

Malfurion: Tyrande there is no pets allowed here!

Tyrande: *hugging her Tiger* BUT I DON'T WANNA LEAVE FLUFFY!!!

Malfurion: You can see Fluffy after we're done now let's go

Tyrande: *getting dragged away* NOOOOO!!! FLUFFY!!!

her tigers name is not fluffy...

This is why the thread is called "Things Warcraft III characters would NEVER say"

A priest a paladin and Varimathas walk into a bar.
Varimathas: hey paladin are you gonna smight me?
Paladin: no
Priest and Varimathas:...
Varimathas: ok then... *walks away slowly*
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Arthas: *is about to own illidan to get to the frozen throne*
few seconds later...
Arthas: wait illidan, I have been thinking, what if we start up as a team?
Illidan: Fine
Arthas: *pulls frostmourne away*
Both of them: *look at eachother*
Illidan: *quickly stabbed arthas* HAH!!!

arthas: Kel'thuzad, your under arrest for operating without a surgeon's liscense.
kel'thuzad: prove it!
arthas: exhibit A!
(points to a nearby abomination)
kel'thuzad: Curses! you've discovered my plans!

Sargeras: (Well, since he's just floating around the Twisting Nether, he might get bored and make a huge life descision: "Maybe I should stop invading and destroying Worlds, I'll join the WDA Club. World Destroyers Anonymous." (Not Funny)

Vashj:My lord we have a letter fom Nintendo!

Illidan:Really? let me see it

*Illidan opens the letter*

Dear Illidan,

You have been invited to join Super Smash Bros. Brawl, you must come to Nintendo with the invitation to get put in.

Sincerly,

Nintendo.


Illidan:Me? In SSBB? AWESOME!! I AM THE GREATEST!!

*Illidan accidentally uses Mana Burn and burns the letter*

Illidan:No....no! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! NOOOO!!!!!

(With Nintendo)

Guy:He burned it.

Producer:Then keep him out of it, looks like he didn't want to join after all....[/i]