Things Warcraft Characters wouldn't say: Take 2

Things Warcraft Characters wouldn't say: Take 2

Hey everyone, sorry for my long hiatus, college has been sucking up all my time, I'm taking computer classes, and the like.

Anyways I decided to bring this back for some humor for you guys.

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Arthas:Hey Sylvanas, would you like to go out, you know, on a date sometime?

Sylvanas:sure

*A loud rip is hear and a large hole appears*

Kel' Thuzad:YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE TORN THE FABRIC OF REALITY APART!!
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*During the battle at Icecrown, the battle was in favor of Arthas, Illidan and Vashj are pondering what to do*

Vashj:We can surrender

Illidan:No

Vashj:We could send help to get Akama....

Illidan:No way! those Draenai give me the creeps....By the way, where's Kael?

Vashj:Most likely dead

*As if on cue, Kael runs out with an M-16 in hand, a shield in the other, and is dressed in a S.W.A.T. Uniform*

Illidan and Vasj:

.....I knew kael had an eerie of S.W.A.T around him , now i know and for sylvanas and arthas;HOW COULD YOU BREAK THE FABRIC OF REALITY?!
Cloud:*bonks her*
Hey what was that for!?!

Deathknight: For the bi.. i mean lich king...
Tauren Chieftain: EEEK A MOUSE! *jumps on a chair*
Drunk footman: Grab ya horde and fight the sword!

ben_xuerebDeathknight: For the bi.. i mean lich king...
Tauren Chieftain: EEEK A MOUSE! *jumps on a chair*
Drunk footman: Grab ya horde and fight the sword!

Uhm was the DeathKnight about to say? ''For the bible?''

B*tch is what the death knight was gonna say

Ooooooooh

Tauren Chieftan: I eat pewp, I will eat it out of a cup for $3, I will even eat it on a live video webcam!
Arthas: Ok, show me NAO
Maiev: Hmm? Is somebody coughing it up?

LOL Ryan to me that sounds like things alot of people wouldnt say.

Obsidian Statue:I need to pee
Lich:OBSIDIAN STATUES CANT PEE BOON
Obsidian Statue:Oops my bad

Lol i can't even remember of them statues can talk.

Illidan: ZoMg I aM n0t PaRaNoId EvErY 0nE hAt3S m3.

Crypt fiend: Incy wincy human climed up the lava spout, out came the lava and burned the human out.

Mountain king: Blood ell ye a shrimpay aint ye?

Everyone hates Illidan because hes L33T

Lich Host:Welcome to the Weakist Lich! Lich1 what is 10x10?
Lich1:Binz0rs!
Lich Host:You are the weakest lich! Goodbye

Actualy the problem is so many people on BNet like him lol...

AxlIdiotEveryone hates Illidan because hes L33T

Lich Host:Welcome to the Weakist Lich! Lich1 what is 10x10?
Lich1:Binz0rs!
Lich Host:You are the weakest lich! Goodbye

You phail.

ben_xuerebActualy the problem is so many people on BNet like him lol...

Only cause hes cool ><

Elf Priest: Im a gonna kill you mutha f***a!
Grunt:
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Murloc: And therefore, the train is moving at 33.367repeating miles per hour.
Everybody: Whats a train?