Things Warcraft Characters wouldn't say: Take 2

AxlIdiot

ben_xuerebActualy the problem is so many people on BNet like him lol...

Only cause hes cool ><

I don't think his cool, just over-powered though still not over-powered enough to beat Arthas lol

Lich2IE
Lich Host:EEK AN ABOMINATION
Abomination:I come in piece.

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Gul'Dan: Hey Illidan.. MY FREAKY SKULL IS TALKING TO YOU..
Illidan: eh?
Gul'Dan: YES.. AND I AM RENAMING YOU SCRUFFY
Illidan: OK
Gul'Dan: Gud .
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Arthas: Hey Illidan wanna do the warcraft catina?
Illidan: DO THE WAAAAAAARCRAFT CATINA.. dododdododo
Arthas: Illidan.. I did'nt mean the "catina".. I meant the "cat in a box"
Illidan: Whaaa?, well anyways, I like pancakes.
Arthas: Sure you do.
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Kael: Master Illidan, when are we going to the super-anti-cereal-box-fort?
Illidan: When you start to touch yourself at night
like I ordered you to.
Kael: OK
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Bob the Naga: Read any good cookbooks lately sam?
Sam the Naga: I liek u
Bob the Naga: Lrn705p311z0r nub
Sam the Naga: but me frget anglish at gwade 82?
Bob the Naga: Whaaaa?
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Troll Shaman: Lets go huntin some stinky ogres mon!
Troll Hunter: I have a ogre friend and I find that HIGHLY OFFENSIVE!!!!
Troll Shaman:
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Wert: wewt
Wewt: wert
Burt: BURT
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Shade - I reveal all... ur mom is a whore.

Malfurion: Lets hack some wood to make a bonfire

Demonhunter: I've got you now!
The hunted ghost: You can't hurt me! I'm a ghost.
*the demonhunter slices the ghost in half*
The hunted ghost: OW!

*takes abit out of her random story Azerothian wars*
Tyrande:Its not my job to cry
*Deenesa whispers:Your frostsabre died*
*Tyrande begins to swell up tears*
Deenesa:My job here is done

AxlIdiot*takes abit out of her random story Azerothian wars*
Tyrande:Its not my job to cry
*Deenesa whispers:Your frostsabre died*
*Tyrande begins to swell up tears*
Deenesa:My job here is done

Lies.

King_RyanLies.

Uhhhhh?

Murloc:HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS? IT SAID GNOMES ARE GOING TO MAKE CAAAAAAAARS
Human:Whats a car?
Murloc:...*mouth drops*I dont know
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Maiev:ILLIDAN
Illidan:Uh yea?
Maiev:Are you having vacuum cleaner problems again?
Illidan:Uh...no
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Tyrande:I hear Elune talking to me
Priestess:What she say?
Tyrande:She likes pie....
Priestess:I LIKE CHEESE
Other Priestesses:Uhhhhh
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Dwarf rifleman:I shot the bartender. The zeppelin. And your dog
Captain:HOW WE GONNA ESCAPE THEN
Dwarf rifleman:...The boat..
Captain:WERE GONNA CRASH THE BOAT
Dwarf rifleman:Thats stupid
Captain:I KNOW

Murodin bronzebeard (dead): eh arthas sonny i did warn ye didnt i?
arthas: yea moron thats why i done that because yea shot me doggy!
Murodin: >_<!!!

Lol><

Goblin:Finally the ultimate machine has been created! im going to call it....Amp
Amp:Whaaaaaa? you mean....IM AN AMPLIFER?!
Goblin:With this beauty i can get a fortune! oh the sweeeeeeet money
Gnome:MY MACHINE OWNS YOURS
Rage:What the small thing said
Gnome:T____________________T
Amp:It reminds me of Piccolo from DBZ
Goblin:WTF?
Gnome:WTF?
Rage:WTF?
Amp:Whats teh m4tt3r R4g3? n0t us3 to l33tz0rs. mwuh4h4h4h4h4h4h4
Rage:L0L 1 4m
Amp:BRING IT!!!*fight*
Goblin:So uhm Gnome...want to go Mcdonalds?
Gnome:Eh sure why not.

This thread is filled with spam and truly fails with unfunny. somone please lock it!

You probly dont have that sense of humour

Afronight_76This thread is filled with spam and truly fails with unfunny. somone please lock it!

That's not nice Afro, just because you don't like it means you can lock it?

That's being a bit selfish eh?

What Nightmare said P:

Death Knight:IN THIS BLOODY DAWN
I WILL WASH MY SOUL
TO CALL THE SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE
TO DENY MY WISDOM FOR ANGER
TO BREAK THE SCREAM OF THE SILENT FOOL
TO BE A KNIGHTRIDER OF DOOM...
Lich:HES DRUNK
Dreadlord:IM A FLYINNGGGGG*hits the world tree*...Ow...