Any1 got a good joke? post it here! so everybody will laugh..! Hmmm that's a good 1: (Age: Above 11, i think) Some guy lost his way in the desert, He walk's despertly, with no water, food, or sex! He need's sex! Than, he find's a camel, he tries to !@#$ him, the camel move's... again!.. the camel move's... Suddenly! He see's a pretty girl near a broken car. She say's: Fix my car plz sir, and ill do any thing! The guy fixes the car, Guy: now u will do any thing? Girl: yes, Guy: Any thing???, Girl: YES! Guy: Can u hold the camel?! (hoped you liked it..!) Now let's see urs...
once there was a Baby frog, Mother frog and father frog. baby frog: quak (frog sound) mother frog: quak quak father frog: quak quak quak suddenly the baby frog pull out a gun and shot his father, his mother frog ask him: "why did you kill your father?" baby frog: "he knew too much"
Huy walks into a bar... Whats he say? . . . . . . Ouch... Yea, i know it sucked, but hey, its a joke, and i guarauntee you'll all use it sometime or other =D
i got one- a blind man walks down a street with a seeing eye dog. and before he crossed the street the dog lifts his leg and pisses all over the mans leg. then he reaches into his pocket and gets a doggie treat which then he stars to offer to the dog. another person walks by and says "hey why are you giving him a treat? are you aware that he just pissed all over your leg?" "well im trying to get him to break the habit"says the blind man" "well i dont think that rewarding him with a doggie treat is going to make him stop" said the man "oh im not rewarding him" said the blind man, "im just trying to find his head so that i can kick his ass!"
the fetus trips over a rock and gets meat grinded. then wormskull and arrives to criticize how it was unoriginal, and a lack of shading to fall into this meat grinder. LMFAO LOL!111
A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and said, ''What?''
Again, the doctor said, ''I need a blood, urine and feces sample."
The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear:
''Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear!''
Lol, Ok since i suck at tellin jokes im gonna post one that my friend told me...
One night a little boy walked in on his parents doin "it" He said "what are you doing" they said "making fish sticks" The next night, he walked in on them again, and asked "what are you doing", and they replied "making fish sticks". Then the little boy said, "well mommy, you got some tartar sauce on your mouth"
Alright so a lil boy walks into a room where his parents r fighting. The dad calls the mom a bit** and the moms starts calling the dad a bastard. Later in the day the boy asks his dad what a bit** is, and his dad says itz a lady. Then he asks his mom what a bastard is, and she says itz a gentleman. Later in the night he wakes up from hearing noises. He hears his mom talk about her tits and his dad saying suck my dick. The boy then heads back to sleep. Early in the morning he asks his mom what tits r, and she says itz a coat. Then he asks his dad what a dick is, and he says itz a hat. After his parents get out of bed his dad starts shaving and his mom starts cooking a chicken. His dad cutz himself and says shit. The boy asks what shit meant, and the father says it means shaving cream. He goes down stairs and sees his mom burn herself and say fu**. The boy asks her what it means, and she says it means to cook. Soon after the door bell rings and the boy answers, "Hi, Bit**es and Bastards. Can I take your Tits and Dicks? My dad is rubbing shit all over his face and my mom is fu**ing a chicken.
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says alright but u have to play a drinking game. The guy agrees and says how do u play. The bartender says, "Alright, first, u take a drink and then burp to score a touchdown(6 pts). If you fart after u burp then u score a field goal(1 pt)." The guy says ok and they start playing. The bartender starts, he drinks, burps, then farts. Then the guy does the same, drinks, burps, then farts. They go on playing until it was a tie at 21-21. The bartender is up again so he drinks, burps, and when he was about to fart he hears the guy say field goal blocked.
Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:
A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check.
After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company check.
However, due to the name of the company, few people ever bother to present these to their banks. The name of the company: 'The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company'.
