3 guys are in the desert an they see somthing shining in the sand, so they dig it up, it was a magic lamp,they rub it and out pops a genie, the genie says for realesing me i will grant you three wishes, the 3 people are transported to a plane were the genie says, when you drop off this plane shout what you want to be in your next life and it will be granted, the first guy jumps off and says "A HOT CHICK" he turns into a girl the second guy says "A DOG" turns into a dog, the third guy jumps trips and yells "COCKSUCKER" an he turns into micheal jackson ROFLROFLROFLROFL
QUICK JOKE, what to micheal jackson an mc donalds have in commond - they both stick there meat between 5 year old buns, ROFLLMFAO
heres one. a guy walks into a bar, where theres a 12 inch pianist playing a piano. he sits down and the guy next to him says "rub this lamp and a geine will grant you one wish". so he rubs the lamp and the geine comes out and says "what is your wish?". the guy says "i want a million bucks!" the geine waves his arm, and one million ducks appear in the bar. he asks the guy next to him "why did he give me one million ducks?" the guy next to him says "he has a hearing problem. you think i would ask for a 12 inch pianist?"
a girl walked in their parents dressignroom and saw her dad in the shower and she said "what that??" he said "its my limosine" the girl walks away eats dinner and is about to go to bed when she sees her mom in the shower. she says "what are those???" her mom says "those are my head lights and this is my garage" she was about to go to bed when she heres the door opening she runs to her mom and says "MOMMY MOMMY TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS AND OPEN YOUR GARAGE DADDYS LIMOSINE IS COMING IN!!!"
This is from a website I like to visit a lot, its from "Stuff that annoys me"
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
