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What did Illidan do for 10,000 years in prison?

95 posts
#16
@illadon:
o no? i remember him carrying his blades when i rescued him in the 'Eternity's End' campaign :P
#17
well dude, think logically. imagin this, u take a criminal and give him a sword then put him in a jail cell made up of only metal bars.
#18
its not a matter of logic - its a matter of Blizzard not making a bladeless Illidan model to put in the prison :P
#19
nice suggestions... i just wished i could get through the 1st cd without a blue screen for once and finish the second cd so i would know exactly what is going on with the story.

i think the story line rox just like the sc story line... but this piece of cow poo (my computer) wont do nutting in any game.. {put cd + push play + start to play + BLEEP!! ERROR ERROR!! Got Blue Screen!! + manual restart with 75 jabs in 30 secs}

i may start paying ppl to kick it a few times before i haul it off to the dump. :evil:
#20

lol

omg dude, u seriously need a new computer, r u sure u havent got a copied version of wc, if u du, make sure u have da crack so u can play it, but if u got original, den u should be able to play it, if u cant, OH WELLZ. but if ur gonna destroy ur comp, make sure u put a puppy dog inside it den blow it up or watever u wanna do.
#21
You can hire meh, I'm expensive though... But, i'm the best there ever is and ever will be...
If you want high quality computer kicking hire me!

@-BennyWong
Why put a puppy inside of the computer (Not that a puppy could fit in one...) What are you? Some kinda puppy beater who thinks of evil and twisted ways of killing puppies?!?
Sigh... I fear you BENNY, may budha, and Lucifer have pitty on your Demented soul...

[EDIT:] And yes Benny, I always have my eye open for your posts and immediately click (Find BennyWongs post) Just so I can either prove you wrong or make fun of you... Beware... :twisted:
#22
Maybe he used small stones and played chess against himself.
#23
Joey.You can hire meh, I'm expensive though... But, i'm the best there ever is and ever will be...
If you want high quality computer kicking hire me!

@-BennyWong
Why put a puppy inside of the computer (Not that a puppy could fit in one...) What are you? Some kinda puppy beater who thinks of evil and twisted ways of killing puppies?!?
Sigh... I fear you BENNY, may budha, and Lucifer have pitty on your Demented soul...

[EDIT:] And yes Benny, I always have my eye open for your posts and immediately click (Find BennyWongs post) Just so I can either prove you wrong or make fun of you... Beware... :twisted:


im not evil, and yes puppies can fit inside computers, unless u have sum ultra thin laptop type computer.
#24
lol... no i didnt steal my warcraft 3.. i bought it.. thank god i have da money to buy my own cd... i live like illidan traped in my cage and only the net i go... and no money i have... its very sad becouse im about to flip out and bust a move all over my family...

why dont we just take {:::}--* TNT and stick it da cracks of my computer and let it bite da dust inna big bang!!

or we could.. take a //+""""""""OO Shot gun and feel it fulla holes....


or better yet... i could tie a rope around it hanging it from a tree and a blind fold around my eyes and beat da crap outta it with my [:::::::::}}}}}}} club.
#25
according to me, he was just being quiet for a very long time coz maive was bored perhaps illidan would not talk to her when she was to him many times.She was not even there despite the troubles that tyranade & company has been dealing & doing.

he's just been meditating and imagining himself in another place, time, & condition until tyranade disturbed him.

i would die (365x10000)times coz everydy is like dying only when i found out that im actually not...
#26
as i said again, he masterbated about 5-6 times a day, he generated so much spoof that he almost escaped, but didnt he got so bored that he started to giv himself a blow, he loved blowing himself because it was easy to do.
#27
Every day he bent a little further forward until the last day when he could give himself a blow and had a purpose in life…and then he got rescued.
If I was illidin I would do that or probably like som1 said hit on miev.
#28
yer, MASTERBATE, coz SEX CAN WAIT.
#29

Coooooouuuuunting...

60 sec per min. 60 min per hour. 24 hours per day...
That's 86400 seconds right?.. :?

and that X 10 000= 8.64 08 seconds...

I think he was counting seconds and making a Puzzle of his sword..But poor guy..Being BLIND all the time! :lol: Then it is hard to play chess or making a Puzzle... :roll:
#30
He was drawing on the dirt or should i say he was digging in there!Maybe he dig a big hole but even under the dirt there was no way to escape.But he found some spiders there with chess and they played all the time to today.Pretty stupid 4 them isn't it?