What did Illidan do for 10,000 years in prison?

he pretended he was in a porn film, and i was directing it. he said i was a good director. and i should get an oscar for best director and he should get one for most erotic actor.

porndirectorhe pretended he was in a porn film, and i was directing it. he said i was a good director. and i should get an oscar for best director and he should get one for most erotic actor.

Sigh.... so many twisted minds. Now I shall smack you with the broom of purity untill you go straight..

lol

He spent all of his time with an irc trivia bot and taking photos of Maiev with his webcam and telling all of his irc buddies that she was his girlfriend.
+ reading hundreds of webcomics and watching thousands of flash movies.

Maybe he stood there and banged his head on those metal bars all day...that would hurt

He probarbly walked around in his cell a lot of time. maybe practiced some with the swords and stuff like that if you look at his muscles ^^
and shouted evil things at maiev every time she walked past, and then she banned him.. and now i should stop talking.

In order to understand what he did for 10,000 years i think we need to read his journal

(Taken from the journal of Illidan)
Day 1
My own brother has thrown me in prison for my so called acts of treason. I fell asleep early today lost in deep thought.

Now every one else read another day from his journal
Lets see how long this little game lasts

Day 2 from Illidans journal:

I came to conclusion that I hate my brother. Therefor I'm scraping the floor with my swords, writing "I hate Furion and he shall die".

Day 2 a little later:

Eat and fell asleep after scraping "I".

Day 3: I started by trying to escape. Failure...

Played chess against myself. Defeated by myself....

Day 4: Illidan wanted a rematch but I refused to play against him again.
They didin't feed me today, so I fell asleep.

Day 5:
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day 6:
"mu...mus...must.....g-go....to...the...... BATHROOM!!"

Day 7: Heard of an Game called Warcraft, but never got to play it...

Later on day. I finally got some food. Today it was Pig. Unfortcently had Maiev been there and the food were posioned...

Day 8: Almost recovered from food poisoning. Decided it's a better idea to eat the spiders than the food they bring. Finished cleaning up mess on the floor. When I get out, I wonder if they'll still be making that shampoo I like?

Day 9: Im going slightly mad.......
OMG ROOFLES!!!11
mmmm, grumble cakes
TEH OWNZORS!!
I friggin hate this journal
"hey maive, your an idiot"
repeated 7 times till she left
King me!
Check mate
I spy grey-black
the bars?
yep