#61
Day 25: Is is just me or the spiders getting bigger? And meaner? An why do they always appear just after I sense Maiev nearby? Something fishy is going on. I wish I had some fish.What did Illidan do for 10,000 years in prison?
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#62
Day 26:The spiders are realy getting bigger. And they
seeme to don't linke me at all. One of them just
tried to attack me. Good for me that I still
smell like a pile of s**t. And I found a new food
source. Spidereye is realy tasty and you can rub
the feet to powder and smell them and get high. . .
thats realy fun. But now I sleep once again cause
I have no spiderlegs anymore.
#63
day 27: I have been here for 27 days now...3 more days and it will be 30 days! WOHOOO! The spiders are now calling in rats...They seems to make somekind of army, Maiev is hiding somewhere...#64
Day 28-6861651(that is, if there are that many days), Illidan sleeps very quietly, dreaming of Tyrande.#65
Day 28:I had a realy bad dream about a noob posting
stuff that isn't worth posting. I think his
name was Ignitedstar
#66
Day 29: I have writed a lot in my Diary now..Tomorrow I think that I will celebrate by screaming loud. I wonder how long I will be here, I do also hope that Tyrande and Furion will come soon...
#67
Day 30: WAAAHHHHHHHHH!! YAHOOOOOO! It's day 30! Okay enough celebrating. I wish I got some presents. Well, time for some rat cake with creamed spider eye icing. Mmmmmm! Hah, I bet Maiev is gonna so jealous.
#68
10.000 years without chicks! Either he is gay or part of the priesthood heh 
#69
...He was in a prison! The only female there for 10,000 years was Maiev! And she hated him!
#70
. . . poor guy. . . realy poor guy. . . no shower, no chick and almost nothing to eat. . . poor guy. . .#71
cant say it would be really that bad.only a 1000 years
or
52178 weeks
or
365250 days
or
8766000 hours
or
52596000 seconds
oh crap thats a hell of a long time
(ps: calculations may be a little off)
#72
it was 10, 000 years!
#73
Day 31: I have come up with the master escape plan. Starting tomoroow I will cut off my digits one by one, throw them at the guards, thus provoking them enough to come into the cage and try to kick my ass. At this point, I will be kicking the spiders to infuriate them enough to attack the guards when they come inside. While they are being bit by tiny spiders and rats, I will take my pants off, tie them into a lasso knot, sling around the rats, spiders, and incapacitated guards and out the doors of the open cage. To escape the area in which I am imprisoned, I will crawl very slowly behind my cage, imitating a japanese spider monkey that the innocent passerby will not notice. Then I will use my wings to fly into the air, throwing live beer bottles at the orange beetles that are pooping in the Emoticon galaxy. After they are drunk, the world will explode, but i will be safe, because I scrunched to the size of a Kablachastanian shoebox. HaHa! I win! Tyrande will be pleased...
#74
Day 32:I have begun to realize that I have gone mad...so, today all I will do is write "I hate you Furion" alll around the ground...
I started to write it, then realized I was sleeping
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#75
man to be honest, illadon was lukki. he got be alone. wot a lukki kunt.