292 posts2004-07-19
#1 2004-09-26
The Corrupt Wishgame The object of the game is to grant the previous posters wish but it shall turn out bad.
Example:
(me) I wish i was rich.
(next poster) Granted, you win on an lottery, but an psycho killer relative hears about it and hunts you down to get the money.
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I wish i had an cool unsinkable boat.
839 posts2004-08-17
#2 2004-09-26
You get the boat but everyone wants it so their are millions of people trying to kill you for it
(is that how u do it)
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i wish i was married to the most perfect girl ever
577 posts2004-03-11
#3 2004-09-26
You found her in a dumpduster, Then Afronight_76's grandma killed her ex-boyfriend's puppy,who was the on;y one who could deactivate the bomb in Daveman's Bride's right eye. Which activates in, now BOOM... I wish I was divine.
839 posts2004-08-17
#4 2004-09-26
whyat? that doesnt make n e sense konblade. read my wish again, someone plz answer my wish good
292 posts2004-07-19
#5 2004-09-26
granted, but one day when you're out walking she melts into some slimy gel that some fat guy use in his hair.
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I wish school wasnt so boring
1,962 posts2004-08-03
#6 2004-09-26
but then since school wasnt boring, there were no rules, thus someone beats you up
i wish i were the best artist in the world..
839 posts2004-08-17
#7 2004-09-26
granted... but since ur an artist u become gay.... and well.... errr, people start to see ur art as crap and everyone hates it(sorry thats a hard one)
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i wish i new everything
1,962 posts2004-08-03
#8 2004-09-26
hey what about my wish?
292 posts2004-07-19
#9 2004-09-26
granted, but all the information gives you an terrible headake, and you decide that you can't live with it and commits suicide.
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i wish for some pink fluff
1,962 posts2004-08-03
#10 2004-09-26
granted...but the pink fluf is so fluffy, it suffocates you.
i wish i were immortal.
839 posts2004-08-17
#11 2004-09-26
granted, but then u just live on and u get so boared that it sucks and u jump off the edge of the universe
i wish i had 1000000000000 posts on this site
1,962 posts2004-08-03
#12 2004-09-26
granted....but you get banned
i wish i had a planet full of hot chicks for all to myself.
292 posts2004-07-19
#13 2004-09-26
granted, but one day later the world explodes and you just float around in the nothing that is left for all eternity.
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i wish there was flying cows
1,962 posts2004-08-03
#14 2004-09-26
granted.....but the cows crap on you
i wish i had my own cool website.
839 posts2004-08-17
#15 2004-09-26
Afros wish--- Granted but then the hot chicks think ur ugly and all hate u
juice's wish--- Granted but then they kill the human race
i wish i could stop time
