The Corrupt Wishgame

granted, but the show gets canceled

i wish i had a mustache

granted, but some kid sets it on fire

i wish i had robotic hair

granted, but the male pattern baldness causes you to leave copper wires everywhere

i wish nobody hated me.

but then u get a yeast infection


i iwsh i was in bed wit ur moma

granted, but my mom thought you were pathetic


i wish i died.

granted but then ur dead.....


i wish wormskull was kool

granted, but than he died right before he complemented your skin

i wish i knew how to model well.

granted, but then wormskullsays something so mean u give up


i wish i knew bender from futrurama

granted but you're models is so good they become alive and destroys the world

i wish i was the greatest skinner ever

then wormskull says something so mean u give up, sorry i repeated but its like the same as afros

i wish i was the guy in my avy

dave, granted, but he steals you wallet
juice, granted, but somone steals you skins and takes all the credit.

i wish my zero skin looked good.

but then people downloaded it so much it was used to much and no one liked it
i wish i was the guy in my avy

granted, but you get cancer

i wish i can read ppls minds

but then u got an uber head ache and killed ur self

i wish i had a can of pringles

granted, but you get addicted to them so you kill youself becuse you ran out


i wish i can shapeshift