The Corrupt Wishgame

granted, but then u change into a mouse so u can see wut i'd b like and run into that trap u set up last thursday... damn

i wish i typed uber fast

granted, but ypu keyboard breaks

i wish i knew what to wish for.

granted, but then the wish u wish for ends up being bad

i wish i could jump uber high

granted, but you fall uber hard

i wish i can be invisible

granted but then no one can see u and life sucks

i wish i was 2 kool 4 skool

granted, but you drop out and end up a janitor at the school, then you lose that job since your too coll 4 school and youre still at school


i wish i knew how to remove team colors

grant3ed, but then u make the best map ever and everyone kills eacho other because of its goodness

i wish afronight thought i was kool

granted, but then nobody else think youre cool bcuase your hanging aroung with afronight


i wish there was a 3 day weekend every week.

granted, but u were so overwhelmed that u jumped off a cliff and died

i wish afronight had a tit on his head

granted, but he kicks your face in when he knew you wished for that

i wish i had supa strength

granted but u find out that supa is the total differnt meaning than super, so u actually get weaker

i wish i had SUPER strength

granted but you only get that strength in your ears


i wish nothing bad would happen to me.

granted but then since nothiung bad happened ur life got too boaring

i wish i had a secret military base

granted but the people in there arent on your side

i wish i had friends

granted but then they hated u 5 mins after u were friends

i wish it wasnt just u and me keeping this thread up