Granted, but it has to happen to someone so it happens to you. (j/k)
I wish I could overthrow Bill Gates and take over Microsoft, eventually becoming the richest man on the planet, so I could buy the US and get rid of the stupid people who are in charge now.
Btw, GotGunz, everyone who knows me already knows that I'm crazy....*sees something shiny and runs after it*...
Granted- President realizes hes losing his job and blows up the world (remember to keep your posts Presidentailly unbiased [we want to keep all debates to a minimum in order to keep a family like invironment])
Granted but it turns out to be an evil monkey, so it runs away to do random evil things.world domination! (if you didn't get that joke, then you need to go watch the show Family Guy)
Now I wish for psychic(psionic?) powers.(telepathy and telekenesis)
Granted, but after you gain your powers you have no control over whos mind you read leading to mass brain damage to te massive influx of other peoples thoughts.
Granted but you download too much information and you head explodes and you brain flys every were and rats come and eat your remains!
I wish that My campaign and my other things im workin on would be finished and everyone would like them! so I could get one of thoes things underneath my name thats says Insane llama creator of "My campaign name"
Granted- but it turns out that you had pschic powers and were reading other peoples minds Peole hunt you down with pitch forks for plagurism (i cant spell lol) And burn your house, and kill you for being pschic lol
I wish That i had a wireless mouse (no jokes about you choke yourself with the chord lol)
granted, but then you get fined $5000 for illeagal downloading then your computer gets a bunch of spybots, adware, and viruses on it and it lights on fire, and you die.
(j/k)
