The Corrupt Wishgame

Granted, but now you spend all your freetime doing homework, because you use too much time to perfect it.

What's your wish?

Now i know what i forgot.

I wish i would never forget anything.

Granted, but then you will forever remember those memories that you've tried to forget over the years.


I wish I had a perfect replica of the Witch-king's armour.(the guy in my avatar is the witch-king, for those of you who haven't seen LOTR)

Granted, but it turns out its Copyrighted and Peter Jackson sues you and takes back the armor.

I wish.

-saikann, bcus you didn't make a wish, you got a pie in your head, thrown by an angry clown that's gonna eat you.

i wish that i could make time pockets, and stop TV so i could make it to tennis and watch YUGIOH

-Granted but then you get stuppid and freeze time forever (what is a time pocket)
-Granted but then yugioh goes bankrupt and you life has no point (lol)

I wish i had monkey toes (lol) and a tail (lol)

d@mn copyrights!

Anyway, granted but then some random evil scientists kidnap you for random evil expiraments.


Now I wish for godlike powers.

@metabee - we are watching the old black and white one in my english class...
granted, but...
God says, "i exist, but i wont prove it." "But," man says, "the babel fish proves you exist, so that contradicts what you say." "oh," says god, "I hadnt thought of that." and dissapears in a puff of logic. then, man continues to prove that black is white, and is killed in the next zebra crossing.

i wish i had an endless roll of duck tape.

you will, you get your blood every day.
i wish.

i drink my blood everyday, if thats what you mean. and im not joking! i cut myself when im thirsty!!

@Kerrigan: Ummm...Kerrigan? That's the thing you either keep to yourself or stop doing.(Don't be suicidal!!) And if you're just kidding, then you shouldn't because it's not funny to joke about that kinda thing. Seriously.


Anyway.....you get your duck tape, but a random evil teacher takes it away because you're not allowed to have fun in school anymore.

Now I wish I knew a complete version of Tolkien's elvish language.(He didn't leave behind a complete language before he died. )

granted, u know it but cant speak it or write it. No one believes u know the elvish language because everyone thought that tolkien left no traces of the complete language before he died. They put u in an insane clinic because they think u r crazy.

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I wish everyone stopped posting in this thread so i would have all the wishes to myself without n e one messing with them.

granted but all of a sudden your life sucks, you have no freinds and you become a lost hermit (LOL JK)

I wish that would never happen to gotgunz (good kid)