The Corrupt Wishgame

Granted but...ummm.....you're still not the guy in your avatar!


I wish I had the apperance of an elf for the rest of my life.

Granted, but then everyone thinks your a mutant and they hunt you down Frankenstein style.

I wish I had uber-powers to rule the world.

granted, but then the entire world betrays u and gang bangs ur ass off

i wihs i looked as kool at this smily

granted but a plane craches in your face so you look hilarius instead

i wish that no one could ruin my wish

Granted, but then we ruin it anyways.

I wish I had a wish.

granted, but then u wouldn't post in this thread...

i wish i had the time to finish all my wc3 map ideas

Night Stryke - granted. you have one wish, and since you wish for a wish, every consecutive wish will be the same as the origional. thus, you hav eno more wishes!! MUAHAHAHA
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i wish i had a non-geek friend

Granted, but then your friend turned out to be a crazy mass murderer.

I wish all the stupid people in the world would DIE! (not stupid as in low IQ, stupid as in the people on the TV show 'Jackass')

granted, but then it turns out that you are all alone in the world.

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I wish i was 100x better at texturing, than i am now

Granted, but then you get fat(ter)
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I wish i was a wisher man

Dude, that just killed it. That made no sense, neither in the corrupted wish nor your wish.

I didn't ruin it, keep it goin' or dont post.

granted, but then u get greedy in all ur wishs people start throwing little smilys at u like this guy

i wish i lived in a world with hotter chicks

ya u would live in a world with hotter chicks, but the human females will be the same, you zoophile.

i wish i was a pirate

You become a pirate, you steal stuff and it's so dangerous, and boring at times, you get harponed.

I wish I had an Anhk of Reincarnation.