The Corrupt Wishgame

Well you get one, but it gets used while you're surrounded by taurens.

I wish i was your mom.

granted, but 5000 people stab you to death because of how horrible a person my mom is

i wish i had wings

you do, but they're located on your lung.
i wish kerrigan would be purged from humanity for ever.

granted. but then im reincarnated as a dragon and i eat you.

i wish that people (namely wormy) would stop talking about things they dont know about

granted, you get to eat pubic hairs every days for breakfast. ( and it was a useless wish, i know what im talking about )

i wish kerrigan would stop whising.

Granted- but then you get lonely and commit suicide


I wish i had an ipod

granted, but when you acquire it you get nailed by hailstorms.

i wish nothing in particular..

Granted- but peticular comes and you are exposed to nothingness
Granted- but an elefant falls on you and you get stuck in his butt

I wish I was peter pan LOL

Granted, but Captain Hook kills you.

I wish I had a pet, filled with nothing.

i wish.

konblade - your un-filled pet falls on you and you suffocate

i wish my mp3 player has an uncracked crystaline screen on it

Granted, but the sun shines on it and it reflects the beam 6x normal brightness. Thus frying your eyes.

I wish for a soda.

granted, but it sprays all over you, and eats away your skin because it was JOLT!!!

i wish i didnt have to read "lord of the flies"

Granted, but you have to read 'The Scarlet Letter' instead.(VERY boring book)

I wish I had a felbeast.(the dragon-thingys from LOTR, not the ones from WCIII)

(@kerrigan, that's odd i just read the book, and saw the movie BLACK AND WHITE)

Granted, but i starts to love you and you end up in a romacne then it turns up that you're in EATS ENDERS.

I wish i knew how to make homework.