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Lol Oh come on im funny looking

you funny posting

hopefully the site mods/admins allow the jokes like your mothers so fat ones if not dum dum dum

your mamma is so stupid she sat on the t.v. and wached the couch
YA MUMS SO DUMB SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
Ya mamas sooo fat she snapped the branch in your family tree
your mum is so fat when god said let there be light, she moved
your momma so stupid that i said that it was chili out side and she went out with a bowl an spoon
YOUR MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE FARTS IT READS 8.0 ON THE RICHTER SCALE
your mama’s so fat it makes you look skininy
yo mamas so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
ya moma is so fat when she stood on the scales it showed her phone number

yo mummas so fat it took a whole month to dig her grave

ya mumma is so dum she asked how much does the $2 meal cost

your mummas so fat you could put a blanker over her and use her as a water bed

Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and i missed three episodes
Your Mom is so fat she is the same height lying down as she is standing up
Your Mom is so fat she bungie-jumped and went straight to hell
Your Mom's so fat, when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb
Your Mom's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Your Mom's so fat, if she wears a green a white sweater, she looks like a football field
Your Mom's so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball
Your Mom's so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved
Your Mom's so fat she's got her own area code
Your Mom's so fat a person tried to drive around her and run out of peterol
Your Mom's so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Your Mom's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Your Mom's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Your Mom's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes
Your Mom's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Your Mom's so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Your Mom's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon

- Two morons walk down a street, says one to the other "if you can quess how much cigaretts I have left, then you can have all twelve of them" the other replies "ehm, ten?".

-How can you see if an elephant has been in the fridge?
tracks in the butter...



-How do you put an elephant in to the fridge?
open the door, put the elephant in the fridge, close the door.

-How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
open the door, take the elephant out of the fridge, put the giraffe in the fridge, close the door.



-Why does an elephant where blue socks?
it matches the colour of his eyes.

-Why does an elephant where red socks?
because his blue socks were being washed.

-Why does an elephant where brown socks?
so he won't be noticed when he floats upside down in choclate pudding.

riiiiiittttteeeeee.........

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day. So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked:

"Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbor, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?" And a great voice was heard from above:

"BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!"
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One day Jesus was out for a walk, strolling near the walls surrounding heaven, when he heard an old man's voice call from the other side.

"Hello? Hello?"

Jesus replied, "Who is it?"

"Just a poor, old carpenter searching for his son," the old man replied.

Jesus' heart leapt with joy and he called out, "Joseph?"

The voice answered back, "Pinocchio?"

-Why the animals aren't outside when it's 5'o clock?
-Because elephants train parachuting.
-Why are crocodiles so flat?
-Because they got out at 5'o clock.

i dont understand where do you find the fun in these....

Then my friend, you have no sense of humor... LOL

I find no (tasty) sense of humour in Bustr_Bladr... Raiju you're not alone !

well, yeah most jokes by Bustr_Bladr aren't that funny but that last one was kinda funny.

Alright here's a jokes for you, (sorry if it's a little long)
There was this kid in 4th grade who was doing poorly in Math. He didn't really care much for the subject and his parents were worried that his son would fail it.
After hearing their neighbor suggest that he go to a Catholic school, the boy's parents decided to send him there.
Months passed and the boy's Math grades shot up from a D to an A. The parents were amazed by their sons Math ability and over dinner decided to ask him why he got so good at Math. His reply was like this, "Well when I saw the guy nailed on a giant Plus (+) sign, I knew they took Math seriously here".

THAT ONE IS FUNNY

see olof? i do have sense of humor

^^ Yap.

lol

ya, ya, ok.

anyway...
let see if I can come up with some more...

how about this one?
-it's brown and skies down a mountain...
-A skiwi!


or this one
-how does a dumb farmer protect his chicken against the cold weather?
-use double gauze on the fence