#46
A man is proudly looking at himself in a mirror. He asks his wife if there are many charming and intelligent men in the world. Then she answers: - Well, there's at least one less than you think.Tell your jokes here
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#47
Thanks guys, I'll see if I can find any others, that one wasn't origginally mine, my dad told that one to me... I'll try to come up with something...EDIT: Here's another one...
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one cannibal turns to the other and says,"Does this taste funny to you?"
#48
What has two legs and bleeds profusely?Half a cat.
#49
Man, that one was grose! 
-Why did the toilet paper rolled dow a hill?
-To get to the bottom.
Get it? Bottom, @$$
#50
Bustr_BladrMan, that one was grose!
-Why did the toilet paper rolled dow a hill?
-To get to the bottom.
Get it? Bottom, @$$
-.- ... lol
Whats yellow and when it hits ur eye, u can die.
a train
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Its brown and it crawls on ur leg
crap with homesickness
#51
some trains arent yellow 
#52
Raijusome trains arent yellow
Oh ye... didnt think of that. I live in holland and there all the trains are yellow
#53
yeah trains in holland are yellow with blue.#54
hey here is one a little dirty (sorry if it doesnt looks funny its because i didnt translated it quite well)3 cientists were in a african jungle researching, when they are captured by a tribe of cannibals
they put the cientists in a cell and called their Chieftain. the Chieftain said to them that their people like a lot the "whitey butts" so he was going to give'em a choice...
He asks for the first one: Death or Cowabunga (guess what is that
) ?-Cowaaaaabungaaa woooo!
5 men began to "Cowabunga" him while the others just hear the screams, when they finished with the gay cientist they freed him and he went back to the base jumping of happiness ^^
Then the Chieftain asks for the second: Death or Cowabunga?
-Oh my God i have 2 children and a wife, i cant leave them! I'm a man but i have to this for the sake of my family, cowabunga...
again 5 men began to "Cowabunga" him. when they finished the man went back to the base with horror stamped on the face
Finally, the Chieftain asks for the last cientist: Death or Cowabunga?
-I'm a man goddammit! F*ck all of you gay cannibals. i prefer Death over this!
then the chieftain thinks a little and say: DEATH BY COWABUNGA
#55
Raijuhey here is one a little dirty (sorry if it doesnt looks funny its because i didnt translated it quite well)
3 cientists were in a african jungle researching, when they are captured by a tribe of cannibals
they put the cientists in a cell and called their Chieftain. the Chieftain said to them that their people like a lot the "whitey butts" so he was going to give'em a choice...
He asks for the first one: Death or Cowabunga (guess what is that
-Cowaaaaabungaaa woooo!
5 men began to "Cowabunga" him while the others just hear the screams, when they finished with the gay cientist they freed him and he went back to the base jumping of happiness ^^
Then the Chieftain asks for the second: Death or Cowabunga?
-Oh my God i have 2 children and a wife, i cant leave them! I'm a man but i have to this for the sake of my family, cowabunga...
again 5 men began to "Cowabunga" him. when they finished the man went back to the base with horror stamped on the face
Finally, the Chieftain asks for the last cientist: Death or Cowabunga?
-I'm a man goddammit! F*ck all of you gay cannibals. i prefer Death over this!
then the chieftain thinks a little and say: DEATH BY COWABUNGA
That 1 is the frist joke where I really had to laugh
#56
A mailman got to deliver a letter and when he got near the house he saw a poster that says: "Beware, dog". He got carefully in and he saw the lady of the house with a chihuahua. Then he asks:-That's a cute little dog, but why did you put that poster that says beware?
-I don't want my doggy to get squished.
#57
These jokes are directed towards people who arn't serious (and are crude).How many babies does it take to paint a house?
-Trick question, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies?
-I don't have a corvette in my garage.
What is burnt, crispy, and taps on glass?
-A baby in a microwave
What's worse than ten dead babies in one garbage can?
-One dead baby in ten garbage cans
#58
the last one was slightly cool
#59
LOL, most of jokes are cool. Sorry I don't have one, maybe next time.#60
wtf? How many babies does it take to paint a house?
-Trick question, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies?
-I don't have a corvette in my garage.
What is burnt, crispy, and taps on glass?
-A baby in a microwave
What's worse than ten dead babies in one garbage can?
-One dead baby in ten garbage cans
What do you have against babies?
anyway... here are sum jokes
-What has eyes but can't see?
A potato!
A translation from Dutch, so maybe it's not that funny.
-A pig walks up to a wall plug and says "aaw poor thing, who trapped you in there?"